I’m Joe from (s)Cumbernauld, Scotland. Born in ‘91, My life mostly consists of sitting at my laptop, playing guitar or sitting at my laptop playing guitar. I’m pretty much just re-blogging stuff but i’ll post occasionally (along with some anecdotes). Mostly music and movie related stuff. Enjoy.Tumblr (3.0; @kryptonitecondom)http://kryptonitecondom.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/be6d02bf60b702080c1572f52a2a41e5/tumblr_mlq8tjO4fb1r3gb3zo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6a8be1370cdeb9b560ce8aea4a32e57c/tumblr_mlq8tjO4fb1r3gb3zo2_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d4ff9b05b20e71e9cea05088e9b3c6e6/tumblr_mlq8tjO4fb1r3gb3zo3_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/db59429626af5b5173afe36351b6bc8b/tumblr_mlq8tjO4fb1r3gb3zo4_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://kryptonitecondom.tumblr.com/post/53228341020http://kryptonitecondom.tumblr.com/post/53228341020Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:26:59 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mclskkEchN1rzbx25o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://keepingtheblade.tumblr.com/post/53223083286/wishing-i-was-someone-else-but-im-not-im">keepingtheblade</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>Wishing I was someone else / but I’m not I’m myself / and I really need some cash / ‘cause chasing dreams don’t pay you jack / so put the kettle on / leave the teabag in because I like it strong / my mouth is burned to bits / and I’m practically drowning in PG Tips.</em></p> </blockquote>http://kryptonitecondom.tumblr.com/post/53228166601http://kryptonitecondom.tumblr.com/post/53228166601Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:24:31 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/12ab529a06e3df50f2db87ff3db3bc3e/tumblr_mn4q8vQnhN1qcm16uo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://kryptonitecondom.tumblr.com/post/53228079489http://kryptonitecondom.tumblr.com/post/53228079489Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:23:17 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b38760c4ae4f70add5d35aaec70f78a5/tumblr_mkuncwVh5A1qb05aco6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/367e140a8ade831cc5ec0c6823e476a1/tumblr_mkuncwVh5A1qb05aco1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/52c7420e72ad9d0c73b24688b45ace22/tumblr_mkuncwVh5A1qb05aco2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a366dff547c8a85e641161d7e7b81de4/tumblr_mkuncwVh5A1qb05aco3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/da93f88a33ec6dd65508f9a6a3406293/tumblr_mkuncwVh5A1qb05aco4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a153caca03672b3860cb29c51e73e54d/tumblr_mkuncwVh5A1qb05aco5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://kryptonitecondom.tumblr.com/post/52901137514http://kryptonitecondom.tumblr.com/post/52901137514Thu, 13 Jun 2013 23:48:35 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/488e81ceea67ab0dfcf41cb725fe54d7/tumblr_mobe78Ic7k1s6r1vho2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a13e9a73c1052dca261691d984867133/tumblr_mobe78Ic7k1s6r1vho1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8246cf2408d3d69292b14530aa385cc0/tumblr_mobe78Ic7k1s6r1vho3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8b5556a83ec47133c73af3a0b86583b8/tumblr_mobe78Ic7k1s6r1vho4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/892d49a6777c58627e08292d8ca1c802/tumblr_mobe78Ic7k1s6r1vho5_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/00d2e62f7922297cae5aca3400161415/tumblr_mobe78Ic7k1s6r1vho6_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e38f7d60a8c815606ab453fa6e5deb25/tumblr_mobe78Ic7k1s6r1vho7_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/dabefec17f428b4bf0ada4e7e5765616/tumblr_mobe78Ic7k1s6r1vho8_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/62eec592df718191b930c22193153800/tumblr_mobe78Ic7k1s6r1vho9_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://weregoingtojackson.tumblr.com/post/52875769981/i-dont-like-this-this-makes-me-anxious">weregoingtojackson</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i dont like this</p> <p>this makes me anxious</p> </blockquote> <p>Basically why the ocean is the most terrifying thing ever.</p>http://kryptonitecondom.tumblr.com/post/52901101825http://kryptonitecondom.tumblr.com/post/52901101825Thu, 13 Jun 2013 23:48:04 +0100ocean<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/89a68f7799ea0d42dd558f512d45b303/tumblr_mny0yk2MRq1rly9aoo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://c4ptainblood.tumblr.com/post/52256058772/letlive">c4ptainblood</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>letlive.</p> </blockquote>http://kryptonitecondom.tumblr.com/post/52334241218http://kryptonitecondom.tumblr.com/post/52334241218Fri, 07 Jun 2013 00:05:25 +0100letlive.<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b29b465033748784092b54fa2a7ab97f/tumblr_mnw5ucBJqt1r0bp6ro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Me in a suit ‘cause suits are awesome and Mad Men has made me this way. Look how cool that tie knot is!</p> <p><strike>Mirror needs a clean though.</strike></p>http://kryptonitecondom.tumblr.com/post/52174611892http://kryptonitecondom.tumblr.com/post/52174611892Wed, 05 Jun 2013 00:13:24 +0100gpoysuittrinity knotMad Men<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bb4d948bd6c98aaff208d308d1202f9b/tumblr_mlx8leJ2Sg1soqgbqo1_250.gif"/><br/><br/>http://kryptonitecondom.tumblr.com/post/50807552672http://kryptonitecondom.tumblr.com/post/50807552672Sun, 19 May 2013 11:22:35 +0100pingu<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cb6a85b64dcf83c716ff21d4719ca622/tumblr_mmijnzVKTp1qaqtjpo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f6d6aba1ed40659756527580cd95a4a6/tumblr_mmijnzVKTp1qaqtjpo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d93ee519c88656875eb4afec56b75224/tumblr_mmijnzVKTp1qaqtjpo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://woodlandsway.tumblr.com/post/49990807877">woodlandsway</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>if you don’t like space jam you’re wrong </p> </blockquote>http://kryptonitecondom.tumblr.com/post/50720836560http://kryptonitecondom.tumblr.com/post/50720836560Sat, 18 May 2013 12:14:01 +0100space jam<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5a0c66567af05dc17500d5d39cb8dcf2/tumblr_mmyvdslW0g1rwpx1go1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://kryptonitecondom.tumblr.com/post/50695684988http://kryptonitecondom.tumblr.com/post/50695684988Sat, 18 May 2013 03:04:38 +0100don drapermad men<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b6ad8a08bf0cc54d7fa6d299df1038e6/tumblr_mmeqrhBozo1qgx6buo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/59c8fc7369220fd8c0991d0efeb17985/tumblr_mmeqrhBozo1qgx6buo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9472b87d56641e8b9bfcab787331b5d8/tumblr_mmeqrhBozo1qgx6buo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/932afd3ad01fdb13a23ba6a523c42f69/tumblr_mmeqrhBozo1qgx6buo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/06c5e4cda7b03c2b1e7ab14ee1c646eb/tumblr_mmeqrhBozo1qgx6buo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4c4a881d375bf2fd495b61e35cf5ca03/tumblr_mmeqrhBozo1qgx6buo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/688cf6782a321b042222155a00dbc5e9/tumblr_mmeqrhBozo1qgx6buo7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2d94601944012cc64cb51488aeb68400/tumblr_mmeqrhBozo1qgx6buo8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://epic-humor.tumblr.com/post/50361630834/subaroosmiles-vaders-little-princess-see">epic-humor</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://subaroosmiles.tumblr.com/post/49827583031">subaroosmiles</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Vader’s Little Princess</p> </blockquote> <p><strong><a href="http://epic-humor.tumblr.com/">see more</a></strong></p> </blockquote>http://kryptonitecondom.tumblr.com/post/50410696585http://kryptonitecondom.tumblr.com/post/50410696585Tue, 14 May 2013 10:33:01 +0100star wars<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://adao8807.tumblr.com/post/50100678274/tying-a-trinity-knot">adao8807</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Expectations:</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/c99adeed4d57ad9cbed6862c016f11b6/tumblr_inline_mmlgu60EgC1qz4rgp.png"/></p> <p>Reality:<img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/af3a106a532a80afc6de11565d5acd90/tumblr_inline_mmlgxnL54u1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> </blockquote> <p></p>http://kryptonitecondom.tumblr.com/post/50385365375http://kryptonitecondom.tumblr.com/post/50385365375Tue, 14 May 2013 02:16:17 +0100trinity knottieknot<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/920255bb15e94404086a4f3421d61284/tumblr_mmozlwKVtk1sqwiy2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://kryptonitecondom.tumblr.com/post/50295429445http://kryptonitecondom.tumblr.com/post/50295429445Sun, 12 May 2013 23:46:40 +0100mad mensuits<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/99a1bbff1be6cf05b1a0c39319c4eaef/tumblr_mmpbu6HYzu1sqy0l1o1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4c4e7aabb2ca190747aa141ab029c3b2/tumblr_mmpbu6HYzu1sqy0l1o2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://famous-sexy-women-toplist.tumblr.com/post/50283272918/christina-hendricks">famous-sexy-women-toplist</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Christina Hendricks.</p> </blockquote>http://kryptonitecondom.tumblr.com/post/50295372695http://kryptonitecondom.tumblr.com/post/50295372695Sun, 12 May 2013 23:45:52 +0100christina hendricksmad men<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c4ca178011d17619570e2049dfaba66a/tumblr_mmkk82IVm61qm44gao7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d213c92212de4255d6457529cbb458f1/tumblr_mmkk82IVm61qm44gao5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c5fe9e6c98c7c0d5b5f4da74899b0092/tumblr_mmkk82IVm61qm44gao4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f1ed1aaa15e2e87f3aa0e3f554ef0662/tumblr_mmkk82IVm61qm44gao1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6e05d01c7d306ef8837c2a1c0902c4ff/tumblr_mmkk82IVm61qm44gao6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7278055e162098d53467be0c22446166/tumblr_mmkk82IVm61qm44gao3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f1f21eee67c25584b0223fadfe2d7e1e/tumblr_mmkk82IVm61qm44gao2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/70e56d360fa9329f6d1785fd4894e8d5/tumblr_mmkk82IVm61qm44gao8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jensensations.tumblr.com/post/50074006327/ryan-gosling-wont-eat-his-cereal-x">jensensations</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal (<a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/ryan-gosling-wont-eat-his-cereal-is-basically-the-best-thing">x</a>)</strong></p> </blockquote>http://kryptonitecondom.tumblr.com/post/50117205362http://kryptonitecondom.tumblr.com/post/50117205362Fri, 10 May 2013 23:19:25 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/da0782121097ac878f0d67da4293bbfd/tumblr_mmk3gkZFBU1r88spmo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://kryptonitecondom.tumblr.com/post/50117164247http://kryptonitecondom.tumblr.com/post/50117164247Fri, 10 May 2013 23:18:50 +0100<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://stimblegrime.tumblr.com/post/39561821749/crimsonkitty-andypettittesbitch-i-dont-see">stimblegrime</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://crimsonkitty.tumblr.com/post/21719699894/andypettittesbitch-i-dont-see-how-anyone">crimsonkitty</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://andypettittesbitch.tumblr.com/post/21719259139/i-dont-see-how-anyone-dislikes-queen-the-dude">andypettittesbitch</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div class="post_content" id="post_content_21719189560"> <p>I don’t see how anyone dislikes Queen</p> <p>the dude sang rock operas about his bicycle while wearing white spandex overalls and it <em>totally fucking worked</em></p> </div> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2zsnw9QhD1qaw89a.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p>Everything about this man just worked. <br/>He is a musical legend.  </p> </blockquote>http://kryptonitecondom.tumblr.com/post/49585241993http://kryptonitecondom.tumblr.com/post/49585241993Sat, 04 May 2013 12:28:59 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/199153391b65bbfcad80546b7a83ed22/tumblr_mkvczkLX1H1qah35to2_r3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a742b05c01a9567e3b121392dce14557/tumblr_mkvczkLX1H1qah35to1_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0d827ee0bde89d0df1ca3fd3db70e599/tumblr_mkvczkLX1H1qah35to3_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><em><small>“I want to do something with him that’s his first time. I going to look in his face when he tries ice cream. Every time he has ice cream for the rest of his life, he’s going to see my fucking face.”</small></em></p> </blockquote> <p>Besides the opening tracking shot, that ice cream scene is my favourite in the film. I couldn’t stop smiling.</p>http://kryptonitecondom.tumblr.com/post/49565370773http://kryptonitecondom.tumblr.com/post/49565370773Sat, 04 May 2013 04:39:07 +0100The Place Beyond The Pinesha gaaay<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bbb26f259cc3d6f603b46e0dac7ed1a6/tumblr_mlufx0gm3U1qb5gkjo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b45bd16f6cd27c98b82abd1724568225/tumblr_mlufx0gm3U1qb5gkjo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d49d359924efea26a2cfab33876b249d/tumblr_mlufx0gm3U1qb5gkjo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/17ffea3385c5daca47b6ffe6e5dd6055/tumblr_mlufx0gm3U1qb5gkjo4_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://kryptonitecondom.tumblr.com/post/48950798418http://kryptonitecondom.tumblr.com/post/48950798418Fri, 26 Apr 2013 21:42:11 +0100weird<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c1b8064e7e1f6591675dfa3208973710/tumblr_ml97fe8Bht1r088uso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mscristamarie.tumblr.com/post/47962520501/if-you-ride-like-lightening-youre-gonna-crash">mscristamarie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>“</strong>If you ride like lightning, you’re gonna crash like thunder<strong>”</strong></p> </blockquote>http://kryptonitecondom.tumblr.com/post/48229721856http://kryptonitecondom.tumblr.com/post/48229721856Wed, 17 Apr 2013 23:32:03 +0100The Place Beyond The Pines